This is the transcript for Hitmen for Hire

[Scene: Hallway.]

Eric Veik: People are always making fun of me... I don't like it! I need some help.... LOOOOOOOK!

[Scene of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold walking towards Eric Veik]

Eric Harris: We will protect you... but for a cost.

Erik Veik: I'll pay anything!

[Scene: Unnamed area of school. Dylan yells at the camera]

Dylan Klebold: No you goddamn piece of punk ass shit! DO NOT-Goddamnit! [Dylan forgets his lines, does another attempt] No you goddamn piece of punk ass shiit, do not even screw with that little kid! If you do, I'll rip off your goddamn head, and shove it so far up your.... [Dylan forgets lines again] NN!! 

[Cuts to some dialogue as Dylan does his final take]

Dylan Klebold: No you goddamn piece of punk ass shiit! Do not mess with that frickin kid! If you do, I'll rip off your goddamn head, and shove it so far up your frickin ass, you'll be coughing up dandruff for four frickin months!

[Cuts to Eric Harris who is also yelling at the camera]

Eric Harris: Look, I don't care what you say! If you ever touch him again, I will frickin kill you! I'm gonna pull off a goddamn shotgun, and blow your damn head off! Do you understand, you little worthless piece of crap!

[Scene: Outside school]

Eric Veik: People are always making fun of me... I don't like it! I really don't! It makes me... mad....  LOOOOOOOK!

[Scene of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold walking towards Eric Veik]

Eric Harris: That's 20 dollars a day in school, and you know we can't have weapons on school grounds.

Eric Veik: OK that's fine! I'll-I'll get them off the property!

Eric Harris: Ok, we'll protect you at school then. Take away any bullies that are picking on you. And take them off school grounds so we can relocate this person. That'll be 125 dollars.

Eric Veik: Thank you so much!

Unnamed Bully: And ask you! And ask you! And... I'm gonna fuck you up!

Dylan Klebold: No! I don't fucking think so! If you don't leave that fuck alone I'll rip your head off and shove is so far up your ass you'll cough up dandruff for three... weeks!!

Eric Harris: I'm gonna kick your ass!

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